get-shopping Chapter 155
Chapter 155
Zhou Hao greeted everyone, then smiled and said to Zhang Hanyun: “I didn’t expect to meet again so soon, right?”
Zhang Hanyun nodded again and again, and said excitedly, “Why didn’t you say you were coming today?”
Zhou Hao shrugged his shoulders, spread his hands and said, “A temporary notice, I even got the script in the morning!”
Zhang Hanyun said with a smile: “It’s okay, it’s good to see you!”
While the two were talking, they suddenly felt that something was wrong with the surrounding atmosphere.
Zhou Hao looked around for a week, and then found that Wang Yaoqing, Hu Jun, He Bing and others scanned the two of them back and forth with strange eyes.
Before Zhou Hao could open his mouth, Zhang Hanyun said generously to everyone, “This is Zhou Hao, my idol!”
Hearing this, several people immediately looked at each other in blank dismay.
Wang Yaoqing grinned and said, “I still need your introduction, Brother Hao, weWho doesn’t know! ”
Hu Jun looked at Zhang Hanyun, pretending to be dissatisfied and said: “Xiao Zhang, I didn’t blame you! How could you hide our backs and make friends with the guests in advance!”
He Bing nodded approvingly and said, “That’s right, everyone should compete fairly!”
Saying wow, he turned his head to look at Zhou Hao, and said with a shy smile, “Brother Hao, your performance just now was absolutely amazing! I hope you can choose me, and my promise to you just now remains the same!”
Zhou Hao nodded with a smile: “Thank you, Teacher He!”
It wasn’t until then that the host Du Haitao interrupted.
He looked at Zhou Hao and said in amazement: “Brother Hao, your performance just now was simply amazing, what we listened to below was astonishing! How did you do it?”
Hearing this, several other people also showed curiosity.
Zhou Hao explained: “This is a form of ventriloquism. It’s called onomatopoeia! If you practice it to the level of mastery, you can imitate almost all sounds in nature!”
Zhang Hanyun asked curiously, “Brother Hao, whose voice did you imitate just now?”
“My manager!” Zhou Hao said with a smile, “I spend the most time with her every day, and I’m the most familiar with her voice, so it’s the easiest time to imitate!”
Du Haitao nodded, and then said to the four voices: “Now, you still have one last chance to canvass votes!”
Hearing these words, the faces of the four chief vocalists suddenly became solemn.
Wang Yaoqing scanned the other three people, and was the first to stand up.
He looked at Zhou Hao, and said affectionately: “Brother Hao, since your debut, I have been paying attention to you silently! I like every song of yours!” “Seventeen Years Old Rainy Season” and “Running”, I repeat these songs countless times every day! I hope you can give me a chance, so that I, a die-hard fan, can get closer to you!”
Hearing this, Hu Jun said with a look of disgust: “Old Wang, I remember you said the same thing to other guests last time!”
He Bing made up his sword next to him and said, “Brother Hao, don’t be fooled by Yaoqing’s sweet words! When the female guest came last time, what he said was even more nasty than now!”
When Wang Yaoqing heard the words, he immediately protested, “When did I say that?”
Hu Jun ignored him, and said to Zhou Hao with a smile: “Brother Hao, we are fellow villagers! My hometown is not far from yours! If you choose me, we must have a lot of common topics!”
As soon as his words fell, He Bing said from the side: “Brother Hao, you and I are fellow villagers too! When fellow villagers see fellow villagers, our tears are in tears! As long as you choose me, I will definitely take good care of you! Yes Yes, I can cook!”
Hearing this, Wang Yaoqing sneered immediately: “You are a fake fan at first glance! Fans who follow Brother Hao’s show know that Brother Hao himself is a master chef, and he needs you to cook!”
After finishing speaking, he looked at Zhou Hao and said with a flattering smile, “Brother Hao, in fact, you and I are fellow villagers!”
Seeing this scene, Zhang Hanyun on the side couldn’t help but smile bitterly.
Du Haitao looked at her and reminded, “Student Zhang, it’s your time to canvass votes!”
As soon as these words came out, a man on the stage looked at her at the same time.
Zhang Hanyun coughed lightly, spread his hands helplessly and said, “The eloquence of the three brothers is really great. They said everything they could say, and I really don’t know what to say!”
Hearing this, Wang Yaoqing’s eyes lit up immediately: “So, are you going to give up?”
He Bing and Hu Jun looked at each other and smiled at the same time: “Xiao Zhang is not bad, he knows how to respect seniors!”
Upon hearing this, Zhang Hanyun shook his head in surprise and said, “I didn’t say I would give up?”
As soon as these words came out, the three of them immediately widened their eyes.
Wang Yaoqing said angrily: “Then why did you say it was so lively?”
Hu Jun also said, “You still say you don’t know what to say!”
Zhang Hanyun blinked his big eyes, with an innocent expression on his face: “That’s right, I’ll let you all finish what should be said, I really don’t know what to say!”
After finishing speaking, the corners of her mouth curled up, and she said playfully, “So, I’m not going to say anything!”
She stretched out her white and tender little hand, and stepped forward to hold Zhou Hao’s hand.
Then, he shook lightly and said, “Brother Hao, it’s not tiring to work with a man and a woman! If you choose me, you will definitely be able to collide with a spark that is completely different from them!”
As soon as these words came out, the audience immediately erupted!
Wang Yaoqing held his chest and staggered back a few steps.
Pointing at Zhang Hanyun, he said with grief and indignation: “Woman, you are so ruthless!”
Hu Jun shook his head. Looking at Zhang Hanyun’s pretty face, he also looked helpless: “It’s too hard, it’s really hard!”
He Bing turned his eyes around Zhang Hanyun and Zhou Hao countless times, and his tangled old face was almost distorted!
At the end, he gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, and said, “Brother Hao, if you choose me, I can also dress up as a woman!”
As soon as these words came out, the cheers immediately exploded!
Wang Yaoqing was so startled that his “beautiful face turned pale”, his eyes kept rolling, and he didn’t know what he was thinking.. 0
On the other side, Hu Jun grabbed He Bing’s hand and tried to persuade him: “Old He, isn’t it just a game? If you lose, you lose. It’s not like we can’t afford to lose! Tell me a word of advice, brother. There’s no need to fight so hard!”
He Bing shook his hand away, and said resolutely: “No need to persuade, I’ve made up my mind!”
After finishing speaking, he looked at Zhou Hao and said, “Brother Hao, as long as you say a word, I…”
At this moment, Wang Yaoqing suddenly intervened: “Brother Hao, look at that ugly face of Brother He, if he wears women’s clothing, are you sure you won’t have nightmares at night? ”
With that said, he twisted his hips and made a seductive pose.
“Look at my figure and face. If I wear women’s clothes, Xiao Zhang may not be as good-looking as me!”
When He Bing heard this, his nose was almost crooked. He blew his beard and stared and said, “Your surname is Wang, please tell me clearly, why is my face so ugly? When I was young, I was a well-known guy in ten miles and eight villages. !”
But Wang Yaoqing was not afraid of him at all. While showing off his figure, he said to him, “You said it yourself, it was when you were young! As for now, it’s our young people’s world!”
Seeing this scene, Zhou Hao and Zhang Hanyun were so shocked that their jaws almost dropped to the ground!
Hu Jun pointed at Wang Yaoqing and He Bing, with regret on his face: “Old He, look at you, do you still have the character of an old actor? If this gets out, people will laugh at you to death!”
After finishing speaking, he looked at Wang Yaoqing, and said angrily: “And you, you have the nerve to show off with your short stature? You want to go out to the show, and no one wants fifty cents a day!”
Having said that, Hu Jun suddenly put on a cool pose.
Then, he winked at Zhou Hao and said, “Brother Hao, I’m different from them. I’m professionally trained! I look really good in women’s clothes!”
Zhou Hao: “…”
Zhang Hanyun: “…”
(ps: Your health is back to normal, and everything at home has been settled! Salted fish has risen, and the update will be normal from today!)
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