get-shopping Chapter 127 Monkey Show
Chapter 127 Monkey Show
chapter 127
Three hours passed, and dawn broke, but Xiao Guo still hadn't woken up. Meng Youcheng wanted to leave, but Fu Lian was unwilling...
Meng Youcheng had no choice but to use the power of the silver handcuffs.
During their shoving, the two finally reached an agreement: Meng Youcheng would give him five minutes, and he would not interfere with what he wanted to do, but he would have to leave once the time was up.
Fu Lian naturally had to make good use of these five minutes; he couldn't do anything else but ensure Xiao Guo's safety.
He made a small cut on his arm and used his blood to create a simple barrier. Ordinary magical beasts, animals, and mutants could not see the small fruit inside the barrier.
After everything was ready, five minutes were up.
Meng Youcheng: "Let's go."
……
The three set off towards the A2 area. The wind and sand were strong, making it difficult to see the road ahead. Although they could see a few dead trees, there was still very little green life.
Fu Lian cried out in pain, "Ugh... I can't walk anymore! Can you guys slow down? When can we rest? I feel... I'm fucking hungry again! Isn't there anything to eat?"
Meng Youcheng turned and glanced at him. "No."
"ah……!"
The boy suddenly knelt in the sand, screaming in agony to the sky, "I don't want to... Damn it, I'm starving to death! I'm not going anywhere, I can't walk anymore! I really can't walk anymore, I need to rest!"
Xu Guo glanced at him. "You've got a lot on your plate."
Meng Youcheng looked at the shouting boy, hesitated, and walked over...
"Would you like something to eat?"
Fu Lian looked up at him, then nodded frantically, thought for a moment, and then shook his head frantically.
Meng Youcheng was stunned. "Do you want to or not?!"
The boy said angrily, "Trying to fool me again, huh? I'm not going to fall for it again! You're a major general, after all, deceiving the people every day, you have absolutely no credibility. I'll never..."
Before he could finish speaking, Meng Youcheng suddenly pulled a bag of cookies from his pocket...
The boy's indignation came to an abrupt end.
Fu Lian immediately changed his tune, "Godfather, godson, I'm so hungry! Could you give me your bag of biscuits? I'm really starving. If you give me some, I'll do anything, even go through fire and water, just say the word!"
Meng Youcheng grabbed his arm and pulled him up. "Stand up and talk..."
"How about I kneel instead, Godfather? I feel I should be polite when speaking to elders. It would be better if I just knelt down and kowtow to you twice, how about that, Godfather?"
Meng Youcheng forcibly dragged him up, saying, "I don't have the habit of adopting godsons, so you don't need to call me godfather. As long as you behave, this bag of cookies is definitely yours."
The boy said excitedly, "I will definitely be very obedient..."
Meng Youcheng shook his head. "I don't believe what you say. You're always changing your mind. How do I know you won't suddenly change your mind? What if you finish my cookies and then don't listen to me?"
The man looked down at his handcuffs. "I don't like threatening people. I feel guilty about always holding you hostage with these handcuffs, so I hope you can come with me willingly and listen to me."
Fu Lian nodded repeatedly, "Don't worry, Godfather..."
Meng Youcheng thought for a moment, "Say a few things to make me happy, and see if you're sincere?"
The young man cleared his throat and, in one last burst of energy, said, "The Major General is the most handsome man in the universe, tall and imposing, handsome and dashing, with a gentle temperament. He is the ideal boyfriend that countless young men and women dream of..."
Meng Youcheng immediately smiled...
Xu Guo also walked over at this moment. "Major General, it's time to walk, otherwise we don't know when we'll be able to get to area A2."
Meng Youcheng glanced at Fu Lian, "Let's talk as we walk. If you make me happy, I'll give you something to eat..."
The boy patted his knees, grabbed the man's hand, and said as they walked, "Brother~~ the best person in the world, you'll definitely give me the cookies, right? I love you the most, brother! You're so handsome, kind-hearted, and generous, you'll definitely give me some, right?"
Meng Youcheng's lips never left his mouth...
In a moment of impulse, she handed him the cookie, saying, "That's... I'm the best person in the world, of course I'll give it to you!"
Fu Lian eagerly tore open the packaging and started eating. Five minutes later, she waved her hand and said, "Brother~~ I'm not full yet. Do you have any more cookies? You're such a generous person, you must have plenty more cookies, right? Can I have some?"
Xu Guo, who was standing next to him, was also dumbfounded by this shameless act. He hesitated for a moment, but still didn't say anything.
Meng Youcheng was stunned...
He originally intended to use the last bag of cookies to lure the fool to region A2, but he was momentarily confused and blinded by sweet talk, so he gave the cookies away.
He suddenly felt a little awkward. "Uh, no..."
Before she could finish speaking, Fu Lian's expression changed instantly. "Brother, you're not trying to tell me this is your only pack of cookies, are you? You're not trying to say you've run out, are you?"
"Me? Ha, you guessed right?"
Faced with the man's grinning face, the boy's expression immediately fell. "Damn it, what is this? A bag of cookies? You only have a bag of cookies? I was supposed to kneel down for you, fawn over you, and shower you with compliments? Do you even deserve it? I really...!"
Meng Youcheng looked somewhat dejected...
At that moment, he instantly understood a principle: no matter what, a man must have resources, otherwise, he will only be scolded!
He let out a heavy sigh, and was just about to speak...
Fu Lian suddenly plopped down in the sand, yelling, "I'm not fucking moving! I'm starving to death!"
Meng Youcheng looked at him helplessly, "Isn't that impolite? Didn't you just promise me you wouldn't go back on your word?"
Fu Lian rested his chin on his hand, watching him with great interest. "I didn't change my mind, I just changed my expression. I'm a professional face-changing artist, bro!"
"You can think of it this way: when I agreed to leave, it was my first personality; now that I don't want to leave, it's my second personality. If you want me to leave, give me some food!"
Meng Youcheng laughed in exasperation. "Fine, fine... Is this how you play it? Then stand up and follow me!"
The words had barely left his mouth when the silver handcuffs on the boy's wrists suddenly creaked loudly, and his body jerked involuntarily to his feet. "Holy shit! Didn't you say you wouldn't threaten anyone?!"
The man chuckled. "You're a master of face-changing, buddy!"
……
Fu Lian reluctantly followed the two of them on their journey...
The journey was long and they encountered many strange creatures and quite a few dangerous things, such as mutants and monsters. Fortunately, they were lucky, as those things were relatively weak.
"well……"
This was Fu Lian's 109th sigh.
Meng Youcheng noticed, "It's just a few steps, why are you making such a fuss?"
"How many steps?"
Fu Lian glared at him, furious. "Brother, how do you call that a few steps? I've been walking from morning till noon! Damn it, I've walked thousands of steps, no, millions! My legs are about to give out! I've never walked this far in my entire life!"
The boy screamed helplessly...
Meng Youcheng ignored it.
Seeing that he didn't react, Fu Lian cried out in pain a few times, "Ah... I'm so tired now, can I rest for a bit? My legs really can't take it anymore, really..."
Meng Youcheng turned to look at him. "How did you and your friend meet?"
The boy was stunned for a moment, then angrily said, "Fuck your grandpa! I'm telling you, I'm exhausted, I want to rest, what the hell are you talking to me about?!"
Meng Youcheng thought for a while, "Why do you think he said you saved him so many times? Did you two meet because of saving his life? Then you two seem to have a really good relationship..."
Fu Lian froze, his face instantly turning red with anger. "You fucking... ha, you did that on purpose, didn't you?"
Meng Youcheng thought about it seriously for a while, "When did you save his life? He's only seventeen or eighteen years old now. Do you think he might like you? You need to be more rational about this. Maybe he's even a minor..."
Fu Lian gritted his teeth, "What the hell are you thinking? First of all, he's an adult, almost 19 years old, and..."
"He likes you?"
Meng Youcheng interrupted him...
"How is that possible?"
Fu Lian angrily retorted, "I saved him many times a long time ago, and then he treated me like an older brother, and I treated him like a younger brother. Why do you always bring up feelings for him in everything?"
"Oh……"
Meng Youcheng nodded, seemingly understanding, "You don't think much of me?"
Fu Lian immediately panicked, "How is that possible? I'm so handsome and dashing, how could he possibly not like me? He's just... no! We're both men, damn it, how could he possibly like me? It's not like that..."
"He doesn't like me because we're both straight and don't like guys, that's why he doesn't like me, yes! That's what I mean!"
Meng Youcheng: "Oh..."
Fu Lian said angrily, "You're here, you fucking bastard? What? You didn't open your mouth? You son of a bitch, can't you speak?"
Meng Youcheng turned to look at him, "Sorry, we've arrived."
My throat feels so uncomfortable. Yesterday, I just had a hoarse voice and thought it was a cold, so I took some medicine. The next day, I couldn't speak at all; it was just a very hoarse voice. And today, while brushing my teeth, I noticed a small lump protruding from my throat. It's so uncomfortable, and I also have a strange, indescribable pain.