get-shopping Chapter 443 A Love for Handsome Men
Chapter 443 A Love for Handsome Men
At this very moment, in the recruit training camp of the Kyoto Eastern Military District.
According to the military's schedule, this should be the time for evening self-study or rest after physical training, and the entire dormitory building should be immersed in a solemn silence filled with the smell of sweat and the atmosphere of iron and blood.
But tonight, this building exploded!
The scene was even more chaotic than an emergency assembly.
It exudes a refined feel that would make any passing veteran want to call the police!
"Hurry up! Xiao Wang from Class Two, hurry up and wash! There are more than a dozen guys waiting to wash off their sweat!"
"Xiao Yang, you've rubbed that camouflage shirt three times already. Are you planning to turn it into a white shirt for your blind date?"
"Class monitor, you don't understand. Goddess Bai Zhi is coming tomorrow. If my clothes even have a hint of sweat, it would be disrespectful to her!"
"Does anyone have a strong stain-removing laundry detergent? Can I borrow it, bro? If my camouflage uniform smells even a little bit sweaty tomorrow, it'll be disrespectful to Goddess Bai Zhi!"
"My razor is broken, does anyone have one I can borrow?"
"Nail clippers, I need nail clippers, does anyone have any?"
"Hey, squad leader, I remember you brought back a bottle of cologne last time you were on leave? Can I borrow it... Don't be so stingy, I'm just spraying some under my arms. What if my crush walks by tomorrow and gets overwhelmed by my stench? Can you take responsibility for that?"
"I also want to have a say, not for any other reason than for the glorious image of our military region!"
"Forget about lending it out, I need this perfume for myself tomorrow! I don't even have enough to lend you!"
"Alright, everyone, let's grab him!"
"......"
The bathroom was filled with the sound of running water, and the hallway was full of straight men carrying washbasins, rushing around recklessly.
These rough men, who usually toil in the mud and can go half a month without showering without batting an eye, were now scrubbing themselves so thoroughly that they could greet Goddess Jiang Baizhi in the freshest possible condition the next day.
Clothes must be hand-washed, and beards must be shaved clean.
Even the smell on your body has to be wonderful!
If they could, they would even like to get a haircut!
aside.
The second and third company commanders and Lao Hei were standing at the end of the corridor with the political instructor.
The group of men looked at the "pretty boys" running around the hallway, their faces turning as black as the bottom of a pot.
"Old Hei, look at this! Look at the soldiers you've brought out!"
The third company commander covered his forehead, looking utterly dejected.
"I've been a soldier for nearly twenty years, and this is the first time I've ever seen recruits borrowing perfume."
"If the team leader saw this, he'd think we'd switched to running a beauty salon!"
The second company commander also pursed his lips, but unconsciously straightened his collar and muttered:
"No wonder, that's Jiang Baizhi, she's the goddess of the new generation."
"Talented, good-looking, with good character, and incredibly strong abilities—who wouldn't like her?"
"These greenhorns are now playing 'I Love You, China' on repeat every day without fail. I bet their souls are already flying to the new recruits' welcome party tomorrow night."
The old black instructor, arms crossed, watched the squad leader trying to achieve a handsome look with soap and felt a headache coming on.
"Sigh, look at them, are they still the tough, manly men they usually are?"
"But to be honest, if I were their age, I'd be even more excited than they are!"
The instructor adjusted his glasses, looked at the soldiers ahead—whose direction was a bit off but whose morale was high—and suddenly a brilliant idea struck him:
"Since everyone's so excited, guys, tonight is the live broadcast of the semi-finals of 'The Voice of China'."
"Instead of letting them mess around here, excitedly howling like ghosts, why don't we... organize a trip to the playground to watch the official live stream?"
"Let them vent their anger, so they don't jump around like monkeys!"
Old Hei and the two company commanders exchanged a glance, their eyes instantly flashing with the same light.
"I think it's a good idea!"
"This is called 'enriching the cultural life of the military camp,' which is in line with the main theme of the times!"
"Yes! If we let them keep causing trouble, the higher-ups will start to complain. We need to move them away!"
Ten minutes later.
The piercing whistle broke the noise of the camp.
"Attention, everyone! Assemble on the playground!"
A chorus of groans filled the air as the new recruits buttoned their shirts and muttered under their breath:
"Another emergency assembly? I haven't even washed my hair properly yet!"
"So late at night, are we going to have to run another five kilometers? The old instructor is too ruthless; he's trying to squeeze every last bit of energy out of us to see our goddess!"
"You should get together quickly, just in case it's something serious!"
Before long, thousands of new recruits stood in a dense mass on the parade ground.
Although he stood ramrod straight, his eyes were full of resentment, as if he wanted to go back and wash his socks.
Chief Instructor Lao Hei walked onto the stage with his hands behind his back, and his old face twitched as he looked at the new recruits who were much more refined than usual.
Before he could speak, two soldiers behind him had already carried up a huge projector and screen.
Suddenly, a beam of light shone on the snow-white wall of the barracks.
"Tell me!"
Old Hei cleared his throat, his voice deep and resonant:
"I know you're all thinking about tomorrow right now."
Instead of letting you guys mess around in your dorms, let's organize a group training session to enhance your artistic appreciation skills!
The second company commander, suppressing a laugh, added:
"To put it simply, we're not doing physical training today; we're watching TV!"
Watch the semi-finals of "The Voice of China"—Jiang Baizhi's special!
The moment the words fell!
"oh--!!!"
The once lifeless formation instantly transformed into an erupting volcano, with cheers nearly shattering the streetlights along the playground.
"Long live the drill instructors!"
"Old Black! From today onwards, you're my uncle!"
"Second Battalion Commander, you're my boss too!!"
"That's so cool! We get to see Jiang Baizhi, the goddess, ahead of time!"