get-shopping Chapter 115
Chapter 115
“They drove out, said they wanted to go shopping, and then they took a break. It should take some time. Liu Shishi replied lightly.
This aunt’s personality is too calm and steady, and it is difficult for her to frown when the sky falls.
Lu Yan wondered: “With so many big stars, will the goal be too obvious?” Forget it, let them go, as long as you protect the honey. ”
Liu Shishi was slightly jealous and said, “I know you’re worried about her!” ”
“Even if the sky really falls, they will be on top first.”
Lu Yan asked rhetorically: “Why didn’t Auntie go?” ”
“I… I have back pain, butt pain, and I still rest comfortably at home. ”
Lu Yan quickly cleared up: “This has nothing to do with me!” ”
“Virtue, who said it had something to do with you? It’s beautiful! These are all old injuries left by filming, and I don’t know when they will recur. Liu Shishi sighed.
Lu Yan frowned: “Auntie has been filming martial arts films again recently?” ”
In fact, the so-called martial arts films taken by these Hua Dan are all children who live at home, embroider their legs with fists, and even directly invite substitutes.
Only brain-dead fans feel very sassy.
Even if it is more famous such as “The Legend of Chu Qiao”, Zhao Xiaobone’s fight scene is extremely embarrassing.
Not to mention Liu Shishi’s martial arts films, people who watch it have a headache.
However, this aunt is still more dedicated.
The scenes are all in person, and they rarely ask for a stand-in.
So there are also a lot of old injuries left all over the body.
A small delicate body, hidden with countless injuries.
“Yes, it was filmed, so the old injury recurred!”
Lu Yan smiled and said, “Is it that kind of love martial arts film?” ”
“Nonsense! That kind of martial arts film, the theme is basically romance, that is, to approve a martial arts coat, ? ”
“Don’t think I don’t know what you’re meant. I don’t let you drive. ”
Lu Yan was speechless, “Why do you always think of me badly? Actually, I’m going to help you do a massage to relieve the injury. ”
“My technique is much better than those so-called top masseurs.”
“Massage, combined with other treatments of Chinese medicine, plus Western medicine assistance. Your old injuries can heal in up to three months. ”
Liu Shishi was full of doubts.
She has invited too many top masseurs and eaten a lot of Chinese and Western medicine, and the effect is average.
Lu Yan, a layman, actually dares to say so nonsense, isn’t it pure?
I’m afraid you don’t want to take advantage of the massage opportunity, right?
“You know massage? I don’t believe it. ”
Lu Yan smiled lightly: “You can ask other aunts, they can testify, and they have said that they have used it.” ”
“After you take a shower and rest for two hours, start massaging and cupping.”
Liu Shishi tangled: “Are you sure you can?” So should you be blindfolded? ”
Massage definitely not wear too much.
And to have close contact.
Because she was worried about this, Liu Shishi wanted Lu Yan to blindfold and not look indiscriminately.
“What operation is blindfolded? Can’t see the forest for the trees? Lu Yan cried with a smile.
Liu Shishi said: “you, what blind man touches the elephant, you are the elephant!” It is for you to emulate the blind massage. ”
“I don’t have the sensitivity of a blind person, blindfolded me, and I guess I will touch around in order to find acupuncture points. Don’t hit me when you don’t touch it. ”
Liu Shishi sighed: “I believe you once, if you can’t massage, I’ll be really angry.” ”
“Do you think it’s necessary for me to make up such a lie in order to take advantage of you? Which of these goddesses around me is not more fragrant than you? Am I concerned? Lu Yan collapsed.
Liu Shishi pondered carefully.
Sparrow Food!
When a man has Yang Mi, Reba, Liu Tianxian and Tang Yan at the same time.
She herself is like this, it is really chicken ribs.
Liu Shishi did overestimate how much Lu Yan valued her.
She has persecution paranoia.
After thinking deeply, this came to my senses.
Lu Yan really doesn’t lack her like this, but he is a little too taut.
She likes Lu Yan, and Lu Yan does not lack her.
If he doesn’t take the initiative anymore, but beware of Lu Yan everywhere, I’m afraid he really won’t even be able to drink the soup.
“Then I believe you, if you can really help me heal the old wounds that have been entangled for many years, I will be your girlfriend.”
“In this way, the last fragment of the four beautiful immortal swords will be collected! You can summon the dragon beautifully. Liu Shishi smiled.
Lu Yan ruthlessly exposed: “Hungry me is hungry for me, what excuse do you make?” The other aunts are very generous, only you twist and pinch. Where does it look like an aunt? ”
Perhaps embarrassed to be said, Liu Shishi wanted to forcibly save his respect.
She pushed Lu Yan, intending to push him into the fish pond. (Read violent novels, just go to Feilu Fiction Network!) ）
But Lu Yan’s figure was as firm as pine, and he did not move.
Liu Shishi looked at him with an embarrassed look.
“That… Why are you like a mountain, you can’t push it? ”
Lu Yan smiled evilly, “If you didn’t push me into the water, you will suffer old sin.” ”
Seeing Lu Yan’s eyes rubbing his hands evilly, Liu Shishi was so frightened that her soul flew, and she turned her head and ran.
Lu Yan grabbed her, hugged her with a bear, and came to the top of the fish pond.
As long as he is light-handed.
Liu Shishi will immediately fall into the fish pond and become a soup chicken.
“Don’t throw me, really, please…” Liu Shishi begged with a struggle.
Lu Yan smiled and said, “Auntie, isn’t it convenient to touch the water these days?” It’s already autumn, it’s quite cold, are you afraid of touching the water and feeling uncomfortable? ”
Have you made up the reasons for yourself?
Of course, Liu Shishi nodded without hesitation: “Ah, yes, yes…”
“How do you prove it?” Lu Yan said with a smile.
“Would you like to show you your aunt’s towel?” Liu Shishi rolled her eyes.
Lu Yan was not used to her in the slightest: “Come on, show.” ”
“You… Don’t face! Is this something you can watch for free? At least a monthly membership. ”
“‘Begging me, begging me and I’ll let you go.’ This is you murdering me first, I am just in self-defense. Lu Yan said with a bad smile.
Joke with this temperamental aunt, there is a special charm.
Yang Mi’s kind of spicy aunt, fighting with her is certainly interesting.
But take Liu Shishi, a quiet and dignified aunt, and drive her crazy.
Cooler!
“I… I’m your girlfriend, can I let go? I really can’t get into the water, I’m a dry duck. ”
Liu Shishi cried, and even agreed to be Lu Yan’s girlfriend to beg for mercy.
“Auntie is afraid that the water will drown you? You duck is too dry duck. ”
“But then again, you are indeed quite dry, and it should be moisturized by rain and dew.”
Liu Shishi slowly broke free from him, landed steadily, and breathed a sigh of relief.
“Yes, I’m dry, you’re all waterlogged to death, right? Soak in the flood every day. ”
Lu Yan nodded: “If you want to say so, then I really can’t refute you.” Flood, you are right. ”
Liu Shishi: “…”
“Watch out when they come back, I’ll sue you.”
Lu Yan was not afraid at all: “What created the illusion that I was afraid of them (promised)?” Sue casually, I am afraid that I will lose. ”
“Seriously, I really want to see you fall into the water.”
“Your figure… It can definitely sink to the bottom in an instant. And Reba and honey like honey are estimated to be stuck. ”
Yang Mi and Reba twin sister flowers.
One is hot in front of him, and the other is proud behind him.
This narrow fish pond is really likely to be stuck by their explosive figures.
As for Liu Shishi…
That figure is really unsightly.
It’s very good to put it in ordinary people.
Compared with the above two, it was simply beaten.
Liu Shishi pouted her small mouth, almost dying of anger.
“You talk so hurtfully! I also want to be in good shape, but this is born, what should I do? I don’t want to go to technology and work hard. ”
“If you dislike it, I won’t be your girlfriend.”
Lu Yan soothed: “I’m not looking for a girlfriend just by looking for a figure. I am used to eating mountain and sea delicacies, and occasionally change the taste and try pickle steamed buns. ”
Liu Shishi: “??? ”
I’m a pickle steamed bun stalk?
Is the old lady that bad?.
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