I am a professional rainbow fart [e-sports]

Chapter 33 Holidays

After the end of the regular season, there was a long vacation. Hu Ge gave them a one-week vacation. He originally planned to let the homesick children go home, but he didn't expect that none of them went back.

Hao Kaixin said that his home was too far away, and he might not be able to come back in time if he went back, and he was also used to living outside alone.Gu Yi said that he needed to supplement training, and it seemed that not only was he not proud of winning the regular season, but he was even more nervous.He Linlin lowered his head and said that if he went back, he might have another quarrel with his family, which would affect his emotions and performance, so he should just stay here.

The rest was Feng Chen, he looked dazed and asked him: "Are you going back?"

"I'm about to start school, I won't go home, I'll go back to the rented house for a few days." Hua teased the dog without looking up, rubbing his fat face, "Baby, what will you do when I go back? Who else can flick its balls when it dares to bully you... Why don't you go back with me?"

Hanhan stuck out his tongue and flicked his tail frantically.

Feng Shen was a bit apprehensive: "Can you keep dogs in your rented house?"

Hua Si roughly recalled his rental contract, a little regretful: "It seems that I can't... Then I can only secretly raise a golden house hidden dog."

Feng Chen pursed his lips and said nothing, Brother Hu couldn't stand it and reminded: "You still can't see what Mr. Hua Si means? He wants to play with you, you should let that dog go and take Feng Chen away."

"Feng Chen for a dog..." Hua Si pretended to shake his head deeply, "Ba Tai is a good deal."

Feng Chen glared at him a little bit impatiently, Hua Si teased him with a smile: "Why, you eat more than him, and we only eat dog food, and you love meat."

Brother Hu watched helplessly as Feng Chen tried to retaliate, but he was still surrounded by Hua Si, and couldn't help but smile, this kid looked a little young at this moment.

At the end of the quarrel, Hua Si still didn't bring Feng Shen with him, but his plan changed from going back to stay for two days to going back to get something and then come back.

Feng Chen put his arms around his chest, and condescendingly set a time limit for him: "Two hours."

Hua Si argued vigorously: "This is too little, it takes an hour to go back and forth!"

Feng Chen's face was stern and he didn't relax at all: "It only takes half an hour to go back and forth."

"What if there's a traffic jam!" Hua Si tried to persuade him, "And I haven't been back for so long, so I have to sweep the dust, right? The cleaning time is over!"

Feng Chen looked at Brother Hu: "Sweep."

Brother Hu nodded resignedly: "Sweep!"

Hua Si stuck her waist in: "What's going on, how can you call the coach like this? It's rude!"

Feng Chen thought for a while, then nodded: "Oh, then I'll help you sweep."

Hua Si was a little confused: "...No, why do you have to follow me?"

He Linlin couldn't stand it anymore and interrupted: "Oh! I'm here to ask for Brother A! Where and how long will you go, will you change your mind? Do you still love him when you come back?"

Hua Si looked at Feng Chen, Feng Chen turned around and left without stopping.Hua Si was taken aback, and smiled and waved at his back: "Bye bye~ I will love you when I come back, baby~"

Feng Chen walked faster.

Brother Hu leaned against the door, his eyes were indescribable: "I think if you continue to flirt like this, something will happen sooner or later."

"I also think that I will die." Hua Si nodded heavily, and then showed a bright smile, "Hey, but there is no one who can't die!"

Brother Hu shook his head and muttered, "I don't cry when I don't see the coffin."

The two got into the car together, Brother Hu asked him casually: "Mr. Hua Si, do you want to go somewhere to play recently?"

Hua Si immediately understood what he meant: "Why, since they won't go back, are you going to take them out to have fun?"

Brother Hu chuckled: "At least they won the regular season championship, so they should be rewarded. How about going out for a barbecue with everyone? I'll go get some barbecue grills."

Hua Si looked at the sky outside the car window: "It's almost autumn, and camping and barbecue are also good, just don't pick a day that is too hot, otherwise we will be grilling meat and the sun will roast us."

Brother Hu laughed: "Take two pieces of badminton and play some sports that are not easy to get injured. What else do you think? Is there any game that can improve teamwork by the way?"

Hua Si rolled his eyes: "Stop for a second, going out to play is just going out to play, and it's boring to bring a purpose. Don't be the kind of boss who likes to engage in team building. Among the activities that social animals hate most, going out to the group during holidays Jian is definitely on the list. Hey, how about flying a kite together?"

Brother Hu scratched his head and was a little confused: "Isn't the kite flying in spring? Now that there is no wind, can it fly?"

Hua Si vowed: "Why can't I fly! I'll blow him away in one breath! Look at the rainbow farts I blow to Brother A on weekdays, you should know how big my breath is!"

Brother Hu didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "All right, kites are worthless anyway, so I'll prepare some for you."

The two planned well, but they didn't expect that in the CDS base, the remaining four team members would also get together and prepare for something.

He Linlin seemed to be the one who saved the game: "Brother A, I think Teacher Hua Si has been in our team for a while, and he has helped us a lot."

Gu Yi raised his eyebrows: "For example?"

He Linlin: "For example, it made brother A feel better, for example, it taught me a lot of assistive skills, for example, for teaching Hao Kaixin to talk trash, for example, for teaching Hanhan to bite his own tail, for example, for example threatening to flick his balls if he dared to pee indiscriminately. ..."

Gu Yi covered his eyes: "Okay, shut up, I agree."

He Linlin rubbed his hands, feeling a little embarrassed: "Actually, Brother A and I have benefited the most. I am in the technical aspect, and Brother A is in that aspect."

Feng Chen sat upright, there was no trace of "that" on his face, only his ears seemed to be a little pink.

Hao Kaixin raised his hands in agreement: "Have a party!"

He Linlin was very satisfied with his start: "That's right, I've already prepared some ribbons and gun barrels. Let's do some small crafts in a while! But I think it's not enough to just hold a welcome party..."

Hao Kaixin even raised his feet: "Two!"

He Linlin: "...cough, I mean to get some more delicious food. I asked a nearby barbecue restaurant and they rented two ovens for us. We can prepare some more barbecue."

When Hua Si and Brother Hu returned to the base, it was later than expected, and Hua Si sneakily hid behind Brother Hu: "Brother Hu, go in first and see if Feng Chen is there."

Brother Hu couldn't put it into words: "He doesn't eat people either. You can see that the lights inside are all off, so he might have rested long ago."

Hua Si glanced in in surprise: "Yes, what time is it? Lights off at seven?"

Brother Hu scratched his head: "It's hard to rest, maybe I should go to bed early."

Hua Si shook his head slowly: "Impossible. Don't you know them yet? Once the holidays are over, you'll have to stay up all night even if you're sleepy!"

Brother Hu thought for a while: "Then Feng Chen can only be angry, and then everyone went back to the room and pretended to be asleep."

Hua Si: "...I'm even more flustered when you say that, why don't we go back, you can spend the night with me today."

"If I dare to go to sleep with you, I'm afraid I'll be cut off from my children and grandchildren the next day." Brother Hu took a deep breath, "Long-term pain is worse than short-term pain. Let's go and face all this."

Brother Hu slammed the door open, then retreated quickly, exposing Hua Si to the door.

With a "bang", Hua Si's face was blurred by the cannon, and there was only a colorful piece of colored paper in his sight.

He Linlin took a deep breath, only to realize that they forgot to confirm the slogan. After being stunned for a few seconds, Hua Si quickly reacted, and clapped his hands lovingly and sang: "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you... ..."

He took a salute from He Linlin, put it on Brother Hu's head as a birthday hat, and said affectionately: "Teaching is hard on weekdays, but everyone remembers your comeback. Happy birthday, Brother Hu."

Brother Hu doubted himself for a moment, and said hesitantly: "I seem...isn't today's birthday?"

Hua Siyu patted him on the shoulder earnestly: "You don't want to think about it anymore? I think it's good to have a birthday today, otherwise it would be embarrassing for them to remember it wrong."

Feng Chen shook his head helplessly: "It's prepared for you."

"It's not my birthday today either..." Hua Si looked blank, and then quickly changed his words, "But today is fine too, do you have a birthday cake and want me to blow out the candles?"

He Linlin scratched his head: "It's to thank you for taking care of everyone during this time."

Hua Si looked at Feng Chen, touched his nose with a guilty conscience: "Don't be like this, how dare I bully you in the future."

Brother Hu looked inside curiously: "Hey, it's also barbecue?"

"Also?" Feng Chen keenly found the key words, and his expression changed instantly, "No wonder you came back so late, so you went to eat barbecue behind our backs!"

Hua Si hurriedly explained: "We are not! We are not! We are just going to..."

"Oh!" Hao Kaixin cried out in grief, "Spiritual derailment!"

Hua Si twitched the corner of his mouth, and dragged Brother Hu over: "You explain it!"

Brother Hu explained their plans in the first place, and Hao Kaixin said "Oh" again: "There is a good understanding!"

Feng Chen's expression softened just now, but Hao Kaixin continued, "Hua Si and Lin Lin think about going together!"

He Linlin looked pale: "Shut up! Are you trying to kill me!"

Brother Hu hurriedly smoothed things over: "Okay, okay, we can go play badminton after eating, so that our planned autumn outing is only one kite away. Why are you staring blankly, sit down and have a barbecue!"

Feng Chen turned to Hua Si: "A kite?"

Hua Si laughed: "I'll just say that casually, it doesn't matter if it doesn't exist."

Feng Chen thought for a while, then found a shriveled new balloon from the hand-decorated venue gift bag on the table, and handed it to Hua Si after blowing it up: "There is no kite, I will give you a balloon."

Hua Si took it solemnly, turned his head and showed off to Brother Hu: "Did you see this balloon!"

Brother Hu was expressionless: "Can you not see it? I'm not blind."

Hua Si had a serious expression: "This is no ordinary balloon! This is the balloon that brother A blew up for me with a rainbow fart!"

Hao Kaixin was amazed: "Oh! What an ass ball made of anger!"

He Linlin corrected him: "No, it's a balloon made of fart, and it's not right..."

Feng Shen: "..."

The author has something to say: Flower [-]: Humans are inherently mortal, either on the bed, or in the kitchen, or...

Feng Shen: You will die from that.

感谢在2020-04-0720:55:53~2020-04-0820:48:35期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: negative 1 yearly;

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 5 bottles of meat powder rice rolls; 1 bottle of Dan Ruo You Ran;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!