The owner is cute and foul

001

"Ding Dong!!!"

"Ding Dong!!!"

The noisy doorbell rang non-stop, Shi Qi tightly gripped the quilt in annoyance, trying to block the sleep-disturbing sound, but it was still to no avail.

"Who! Are you annoying early in the morning!" Shi Qi muttered, and the movements of his hands didn't stop.Throwing off the quilt on her body, she moved to the door in a calm manner, and opened the door that was still ringing with a light twist in her hand.

"The doorbell is ringing so often in the early morning that it keeps people from sleeping!!! And... who are you!"

"Hi master! The Tiangong robot Shi Yi is at your service!" The man in a black tights with a stern face bowed slightly to Shi Qi.Although the action etiquette is in place, it gives people a sense of inflexibility and stiffness.

Tiangong robot?The tone is really cold enough!Shi Qi muttered something in his heart, and suddenly realized, "Wait, that's not right...what the hell is the master?" After being stiff for a moment, Shi Qi retorted loudly: "...I didn't order such a wicked thing as master-servant play + robot Special service! Did you admit the wrong person!!!" As he spoke, Shi Qi's tone suddenly became guilty.Could it be that I really ordered it?

Facts speak louder than words!Shi Yi didn't explain too much, he stroked his palm lightly, and a transparent light curtain suddenly appeared in the void, on which were listed some data that Shi Qi was extremely familiar with. "This is an order, please sign for it!"

"Eh... I really ordered it." Shi Qi suddenly came to his senses, his face flushed slightly, as if he was ashamed.Fingers danced on the light curtain, as if creating ripples on the surface of the lake, swish, swish, and painted his name.

With the completion of Shi Qi's movements, the light curtain also disappeared.Looking at Shi Yi again, Shi Qi couldn't help but click his tongue twice.What a robot, it looks even more handsome than him, in this face-based world, there is no way for people to survive!

"Master, can I go in?" Shi Yi's eyes flashed a look of disappointment, this person looks stupid, could he really be a destined person?

"Oh oh oh! Come in!" Shi Qi hurriedly stepped aside, making way for Shi Yi.

As soon as he entered the door, Shi Yi frowned.There is simply no good place in the house.It was messy everywhere, clothes were randomly thrown on the sofa, cups were scattered everywhere, all kinds of books were scattered everywhere in the room, and even the seats were placed crookedly.Slightly shrugging the tip of his nose, Shi Yi's brows relaxed a little. Fortunately, there was no peculiar smell, otherwise he was really not sure if he would live in.He is a majestic one... Well, for the sake of the great cause, he endured it!

Shi Qi doesn't care that his house is so messy at all, isn't the reason why he bought such a robot because of his almighty attributes!However, Shi Qi looked at Shi Yi suspiciously. Such a handsome, elegant and cold robot is basically set by the domineering president, right?Ask him to clean up, are you sure you're not joking?

"Clean the room!" Shi Yi couldn't take it anymore, it's a miracle that his terrible cleanliness allowed him to stay here for so long.

"Okay, okay!" Someone wanted to help him clean the room, and Shi Qi naturally agreed immediately.

However, Shi Qi soon discovered that it was all his own wishful thinking... The so-called Tiangong robot in front of him didn't even want to move at all, and stood there dumbly, staring straight at him with doubtful eyes. shine.

"Why don't you clean it?"

"Me?" Shi Qi pointed back at himself, his mouth was wide open, and his eyes were full of disbelief.

On the other hand, Shi Yi didn't care at all, and said coldly in a pure and domineering president's tone: "It's not you, could it be me?"

Shi Qi was startled by the tone, immediately lowered her head, and went to clean the room obediently.After taking two steps, Shi Qi felt that something was wrong, turned around and stepped in front of Shi Yi, raised his head and stared straight into Shi Yi's eyes, and shouted confidently: "Obviously I am the master!"

Shi Yi didn't understand, and asked strangely: "So what?"

"What the hell!!! Of course it's cleaning the room, you go!"

"I'm sorry, this... Palace, robots don't have this function!" Shi Yi shrugged, expressing that he was helpless.

Shi Qi didn't believe it at all, and retorted loudly: "Impossible! Isn't it an all-round robot? How could it be possible that it can't even clean the room!"

"..." A black line was hung on Shi Yi's forehead, "Didn't you read the instructions? This omnipotent refers to: omnipotent in learning, omnipotent in fighting, omnipotent in making money... etc. In short, it does not include cleaning the room!!! "

"I want to return the product for a refund!"

"Sorry, the robots produced by Tiangong do not accept return service."

"impossible!"

"If you don't believe me, see for yourself."

"...I want to complain to you! Give a bad review!" Shi Qi took out his trump card.

Shi Yi shrugged, completely unmoved, "It doesn't matter." Anyway, he is not controlled by Tiangong Group. "It's you, hurry up and clean the room! Such a messy house is like a kennel. I really don't know how you live in it."

Shi Qi felt bitter for a while, and before entering the door, the owner shouted, but when he entered the door, his attitude completely reversed 360 degrees, it was yours at every turn, and he used an orderly tone.He figured it out, how could this be a robot nanny? Hearing this tone, it was like offering an uncle to the family!

However, Shi Qi did not give in so casually.No matter how messy the house is, he has lived in it for so long, but Shi Yi seems to have a deep cleanliness addiction.If he keeps procrastinating like this, Shi Yi will definitely not be able to help cleaning the room on his own initiative!

Hey hey hey!There is nothing difficult about a high IQ.

After figuring this out, Shi Qi's expression also eased. He pushed the clothes on the sofa aside, lay down straight down, picked up the book by himself, and read it with relish.As for Shi Yi, he completely ignored him.It's just a robot, and you still want to compare IQ with me?

Shi Yi: "..." Are all people on Earth this rascal?Although he has a deep obsession with cleanliness, it is simply impossible for his majestic Eleventh Prince of the Empire to clean the room!

His eyes flickered slightly, and Shi Yi had an idea.Who doesn't know that he, Shi Yi, is the most famous genius in the empire. Before he came to the earth, he had absorbed all the cultures of the earth.Dealing with a small earthling is not easy.

You have Zhang Liangji, I have a wall ladder.

Shi Yi sneered, isn't it just messy?Out of sight is good.

Gently twisting the wrist watch with his right hand, Shi Yi's figure disappeared in front of Shi Qi.

Shi Qi's book fell out of his hand and fell to the ground with a muffled sound, revealing Shi Qi's surprised face.

The author has something to say: Today is Jiyou Shiqi’s birthday, I would like to wish Shiqi a happy birthday with this article...

I won't cheat on my friends, don't worry!

Otherwise, it’s hard to guarantee whether my friends will kill me_(:з」∠)_ But the text is so black and white, I’m afraid it’s not far from revenge QAQ