Chief Oda won't complain

Chapter 76 That Man, Constipation

After the study session, I went to Uncle's western restaurant alone.

The uncle is still the same, he first laughed when he saw me.I ordered the spicy curry as usual.

Maybe it was because my complexion was not very good, the uncle then asked me if I was constipated, which felt very familiar.

After I gave a negative answer, I realized that the conversation between myself and the uncle was exactly the same as in the "story".Thinking of the scene of the tragic death of the uncle that I had just seen, I immediately felt uncomfortable.

"No, I'm actually constipated." I revised my previous answer.

"Huh?" The uncle was puzzled for a while.

I said, "Let me borrow the bathroom here. By the way, although I am constipated, I still have to eat spicy curry, and I don't need laxatives."

"Oh...then you go?" The uncle went to the back kitchen to make curry rice with a somewhat bewildered expression.

I got into the bathroom and looked at myself in the mirror.

A person who rarely looks in the mirror, if he suddenly pays attention to his own appearance, he will have a strange feeling that the more he looks, the more strange he looks.

I always knew my hair was red, but is it this dark?And it seems to be leaning towards wine red.

My eyes are gray-blue, which is a very popular color, not as bright and clear as the sky blue of Kagura and Chuya. Maybe you can find five of the same style in the street.

My eyes are not big, and if I try to widen them, my brows will frown together, making me look hideous.

Hey, haven't you shaved your beard?Or is a new one growing?

It's really annoying to grow so fast, I have to remember to shave it again when I go back.

Hey, why is the lock of hair on my head up, don't I comb it down every morning before going out?

I stretched out my hand to hold down my hair, and stared blankly at the self in the mirror who looked more and more unfamiliar.

For a moment I was tempted to ask the reflection.But talking to myself is really strange, and I also know that I will never get an answer from Reflection.

"Xiao Zhi?" The uncle came to the bathroom to look for me, with a slightly worried expression on his face. "You've been in the bathroom for a long time, and the curry rice is almost getting cold, are you okay?"

Has it been a long time?I feel like it's only been a while.

Thinking that the curry rice will lose its taste after it cools down, I rushed out of the bathroom and started to bury my head in eating. After eating, I raised my head contentedly, and found that the uncle had been by my side the whole time, never leaving, and had already taken off his chef hat. chef clothes.

"Why are you looking at me like that?" I asked.

"There is still an hour before the usual rest time, but I closed the door early." The uncle folded his arms, as if asking a crime. "Tell me, what's wrong with you?"

I was silent for a while.

In a different world, I seem to be unable to work and can't afford a house, so I usually entrust the children to my uncle to take care of them, but...

"But I feel that if the uncle takes care of the children, the children will definitely have a lot of resentment."

Uncle is actually a person who doesn't like to pay attention to the details of life. He never innovates when he opens a restaurant. He can cook one dish for a lifetime. He likes to live in a messy way. If he takes care of the children, he will probably take the children to mess around with him.

My abrupt speech caught the uncle's attention: "Huh?"

I didn't continue this topic anymore, I picked up the dinner plate and went to the back kitchen to wash the dishes by myself.The uncle followed me step by step.

Because the western restaurant has closed, it doesn't matter if you dress up a little less hygienically and enter the back kitchen.

I squeezed a little dish soap on the dinner plate and rubbed it to make foam: "Uncle, what do you think if I say that one day I will kill you?"

The uncle opened and closed his mouth, he was obviously hesitant to say something, he thought for a long time before he said: "Well, if we really want to seriously discuss this issue... I will definitely feel very sorry, I don't want to die violently at all.

Although I went to the hospital recently and found out that I have three highs, it seems that I am not healthy.But I still look forward to dying without disease and disaster, and I'm still young. "

Speaking of being young, the uncle quietly weighed the fat on his stomach.

I pretended I didn't see it: "Don't you hate me for hurting you?"

The uncle grinned: "Xiaozhi has read too many strange novels lately, right? There is no resentment, we are not a pair of idiots and resentment, how can I not know who you are?

If you kill me one day, it's not your fault.Instead, I have to worry, since it is a serious matter that can kill me, Xiaozhi must be more dangerous, but don't die. "

I paused, and turned on the tap to wash the foam off the dinner plate.

According to Xingyue's spoiler, she did die in the end.

No matter how much grease stains on something like a dinner plate, as long as it is washed, it will be as shiny as new.

But the me in the other world, after being infected with the breath of death, probably can't live no matter what.

Why can't people be as simple as utensils?

Perhaps this is the reason why human beings are human.

My uncle and I checked the places that may have potential safety hazards, and walked out of the western restaurant to help him lock the door from the outside.Then we sat side by side on a bench by the street.

It was completely dark, and although the street lamps were bright, they were separated one by one, and it looked very lonely.

It was almost July, and the temperature at night was not low. The uncle stretched out his limbs and lit a cigarette for himself. The smoke rose obliquely into the sky in the breeze.

What does smoking feel like?How does it feel to quit smoking?I can only imagine as much as I have never experienced.

"Uncle, San Gao will quit smoking."

"Understood, I will start quitting tomorrow."

I watched the uncle's incomparably skillful movement of swallowing clouds and smoke, and nodded: "I can't quit, I remember that uncle has been smoking for many years."

"Bah! What nonsense? I'm still young, and it's easy to quit a cigarette." The uncle pinched the cigarette, and the remaining half of the cigarette was taken back into the cigarette case.

I think the uncle obviously intends to smoke again next time.

This is actually not something worth touching, but I was very moved.This is a human being, a living human being who spends his time in the trivialities of the day.

Is there anything in the world that is more beautiful and worthy of attention and love than human beings?I thought there would never be.

"Xiaozhi, you're acting weird today, and you seemed to have something on your mind when you came last time. Is it because of the same thing? You can say what you want, and I'm listening. It doesn't matter if you don't want to. I'll accompany you here to brag Drying is also good."

"Actually, I was thinking about one thing." I spoke in a rare, slow tone.

After the study session, I deliberately came over to eat curry alone, just to hear the uncle's opinion.

"I have people I don't care about. I really want to do something, but I don't know what I can do. Maybe my presence can only help."

The uncle was very surprised: "Xiao Zhike has never done anything that is not helpful, why is he so worried about gains and losses all of a sudden, it's not like you. You are not in love? No, you have never been in love at all, and you don't like to clean up yourself, stubble You don’t even shave properly, and it’s impossible to have an affair, and it feels like no girl will fall in love with you.”

I nodded in agreement, and I also thought I didn't pay enough attention to my appearance.

Uncle: "Aren't you angry when I say that? Xiaozhi, girls these days are either looking at their appearance or their wealth. I have a little savings by guarding a restaurant.

But Xiaozhi, you can only live in a small apartment with poor sound insulation, and your job is still an internship. You are too uncompetitive in the marriage and love market, so you have to dress yourself up well. "

"I don't intend to increase my competitiveness in the marriage and love market." So let's forget about dressing up.

The uncle looked serious: "No, you have to grow."

"Uh..." I decided not to retort, but I didn't accept it either.

Usually when I am walking on the road, I am stopped by the elderly to chat a lot, and I have gradually summed up some experiences, such as when encountering useless requests that I do not want to agree to but refuse, just listen.

The uncle told me a few more exclusive tips for getting along with girls, and then asked, "What, what were you talking about just now?"

I said: "I want to help some people, but if I fail, I may die, and Dazai doesn't agree with me. And... if I die, not only Dazai Ango and others, but also you, uncle, and everyone who cares about me will be very sad." Pain."

I really want to promise Xingyue, but I need all those who care about me to bear the risk of losing me, isn't that too selfish?

Uncle is such a good person, I don't want him to die in another world.But I don't want Dazai and everyone in this world to worry about me, and I'm even more afraid of the result of failure.

The uncle snorted: "It's not Xiaozhi's turn to worry about whether we are in pain or not. You just have to be responsible for your own life. When I was young, I saved someone who fell into the water. At that time, I jumped into it without thinking much , I was afraid after the fact, I was almost dragged to death by the drowning person. That's why..."

The uncle pointed at me: "It's useless to think too much, hesitating is not like you at all, you have saved someone who was about to be in a car accident before, and I remember that decisive action at that time until today, did you think about it at that time?" Will I be sad if I die?"

Ashamed, I said, "I'm sorry."

"Don't come here, I just want to say, when it comes time to make a decision, your heart will make the choice for you."

The author has something to say: Uncle: The more I think about it afterwards, the more I feel that something is wrong. Xiao Zhi was so abnormal that day, don’t you really have an underground love?

Or have you met a matching patient and want to donate a kidney?That's not right, that's not enough to die.I'll have to think again.

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I didn't believe it at first, but how difficult is it to double more?

Now I find that it is really hard to kill me.

Destroy, world, this world where green onion and cabbage can't be changed is not worth existence.