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Chapter 067 Drunkenness

"Lu Chuan..." Yu Chao frowned.

He raised his hand and pressed it on Lu Chuan's shoulder, pushing him away a little.

However, the drunk Lu Chuan couldn't feel this kind of inconspicuous rejection at all, he leaned forward again, and pointed his finger at his ear: "You give me a kiss.

Yu Chao's eyes fell on Lu Chuan's ears.

Lu Chuan's skin was already fair, but it looked even whiter under the cold light hanging from the roof of the living room at this time, probably because of drinking wine, the top part of the white ear pinna was a little red.

Yu Chao didn't know which of his tendons was wrong, but he thought it was a little cute.

He looked away, shook Lu Chuan's shoulder lightly, and said again: "Lu Chuan, wake up, go back to sleep."

However, Lu Chuan, who had drunk too much, didn't buy it. He squeezed Yu Chao's fingers, tilted his body in the direction of Yu Chao again, and repeated vaguely: "You really don't want to? It's a pity... ...."

The last four words carried Lu Chuan's usual hooligan and teasing tone.

Yu Chao didn't know what was bewitching him, and he stopped halfway when he wanted to stand up from a squatting position.

Lu Chuan still pinched Yu Chao's fingers, leaned his face sideways, and his ears were unexpectedly and naturally attached to Yu Chao's lips.

The tips of Lu Chuan's ears were cool, much lower than the temperature of Yu Chao's lips. The first time they touched, the cool touch made Yu Chao's whole body stagnate.

It was nearly one o'clock in the morning, and the air conditioner was still working hard to blow air out of the room, and the room was filled with the smell of alcohol as if there was something else.

Yu Chao bent slightly and stood beside the chair where Lu Chuan was sitting. Lu Chuan held Yu Chao's hand with one hand, and half of his face and ears were gently pressed against Chao's lips.

The atmosphere froze for a few seconds, and when Yu Chao pushed Lu Chuan away and spoke again, his voice became hoarse.

"Lu Chuan, go back to bed."

Hearing the sound, Lu Chuan straightened up a little, and he withdrew his upper body, leaning back with one hand on the back of the chair, his eyes were a little hazy, looking at Yu Chao, his eyes were not very clear.

"Big but a traitor!" Lu Chuan pointed at Yu Chao, "How dare you treat me lightly!"

"..."

Getting drunk and having sex?

"How dare you be frivolous... frivolous..."

Lu Chuan stroked his chin, seemingly unable to remember how he called himself the word "Emperor".

Yu Chao looked at Lu Chuan with his hands behind his back. Just as he was about to interrupt Lu Chuan's "deliberation", Lu Chuan slapped his head and suddenly remembered the title.

Lu Chuan coughed lightly, squinting at Yu Chao with an expression a bit like the "rogue emperor" in TV dramas, but what he said...

"Brave and rebel! You are so contemptuous of courtiers and concubines!"

"..."

When drunk, he not only engages in porcelain but also has sex.

Yu Chao was helpless, it was the first time I saw someone cosplaying without crying, making noise, or sleeping while drunk.

He held Lu Chuan's arm with one hand, and tried to lift him up from the seat with the other through Lu Chuan's armpit, but he didn't expect that Lu Chuan, who was immersed in the role-playing and couldn't help himself, was stronger than him.

Lu Chuan hugged the back of the chair with his right hand and stood up from the chair without saying anything, still muttering: "I will not leave my throne even if I die!"

Yu Chao was speechless: "Turn your head, there are four broken chairs in your living room."

Lu Chuan turned his head obediently, his gaze wandered around on the other three chairs, and when he turned his head again, he raised his chin and spoke disdainfully.

"That's all fake, those sluts in the harem deserve to sit on the same throne as me?" After finishing speaking, he also used his other hand, hugging the back of the chair in his arms more tightly.

Yu Chao raised his right hand and touched the center of his brow. It was difficult for him to connect the person in front of him with that Lu Chuan who was grabbing someone else's collar and pressing against the wall.

If Lu Chuan woke up the next morning and still remembered these things, he would regret the occasional glance or two when the third child was watching "The Legend of Zhen Huan".

"Lu Chuan." Yu Chao called him, trying to wake him up.

However, Lu Chuan stared at him and said, "My name is not Lu Chuan."

Yu Chao looked at him with his hands on his hips: "Then who are you?"

Lu Chuan loosened his hand holding the back of the chair a little, and said with a smile, "I am the queen, and her name is Niu Colu Lu Chuan."

"......"

Yu Chao reached out to pull Lu Chuan, trying to take strong measures to get him back to the bedroom to sleep.

"A traitor." Lu Chuan pushed Yu Chao's hand away, "What are you doing with me! I can only belong to the emperor!"

I'm afraid that if Lu Chuan continues to make trouble like this, he will still be sitting on his "throne" when it's dawn tomorrow morning.

In order to avoid this kind of thing from happening, Yu Chao sighed and cooperated with him in acting: "I am the emperor."

"It's the emperor, you don't call yourself 'Zhen'?" Lu Chuan exposed him, "What me, who are you lying here?!"

Now I am not confused anymore.

Moreover, the ancient Chinese began to be mixed with a Northeast accent strangely.

outrageous.

Maybe the third child usually likes to watch "The Northeast Family" besides "The Legend of Zhen Huan".

Yu Chao felt that he had used up his patience all his life tonight, so he changed his title and started cosplaying with Lu Chuan.

"I am the emperor."

As soon as Yu Chao's words fell, he couldn't stop the chills in his heart, and he felt like a psychopath.

"Really?" Lu Chuan looked at Yu Chao suspiciously, then pointed to the dark blue T-shirt on Yu Chao's body, "Where's your dragon robe?"

"I got up early in the morning and forgot to wear it." Yu Chao also began to follow nonsense.

Lu Chuan was very vigilant, he glared, and hugged the back of the chair in front of him tightly: "Liar, I won't go with you without a dragon robe!"

Yu Chao held the back of the chair with one hand and pinched the seat with the other, intending to move Lu Chuan and the chair into the bedroom with all his strength, but he underestimated Lu Chuan's strength.

The two are about the same height, body and physique, and they are similar everywhere. If Lu Chuan resists desperately, Yu Chao will definitely not be able to lift him up.

"What are you doing! Escort! Escort!" Lu Chuan yelled while bouncing back and forth on the seat.

Yu Chao raised his hand to hold him down: "Lu Chuan!"

"I've told you [-] times, I'm not Lu Chuan, but Niu Colu Lu Chuan!!"

"Okay, Niu Colu Lu Chuan, sit down for me."

"It's 'Zhen'! You are the emperor, you have to call yourself 'Zhen'!" Lu Chuan corrected Yu Chao.

Yu Chao felt that he would never take care of drunk people in his life: "Niu Gu Lu Lu Chuan, please sit down for me."

"The concubine obeys." Lu Chuan knelt quietly on the chair.

Sure enough, the brains of people who drink too much are not normal. Lu Chuan has logic for a while and loses it for a while. Now he is not entangled in whether he is wearing a dragon robe or not. Anyway, he is taking him as the emperor.

Before Yu Chao could wake up because he finally had the right to touch Lu Chuan, Lu Chuan started messing around again.

He opened his arms towards Yu Chao, smiling at the corners of his eyes and brows, with a natural expression on his face: "Then I will be hugged by the princess."

"What?" Yu Chao suspected that he had heard wrong.

"The princess has to hug me to leave my throne." Lu Chuan repeated.

Yu Chao breathed a sigh of relief, and asked again worriedly: "I'll just take it back and sleep peacefully, right?"

Lu Chuan nodded.

Without giving Lu Chuan a chance to repent, Yu Chao picked him up and threw him into the bedroom.

"Where's my crown?" Lu Chuan stroked his head on the road, looking around the room with his eyes.

"Your crown is old, I'll send someone to make a new one for you."

Lu Chuan took the trouble to correct him: "It's 'Zhen'!"

"I sent someone to make a new one for you." Yu Chao changed his words.

"Serve me to change clothes." Just after being thrown on the bed, Lu Chuan struggled to get up from the bed again.

"Which dress do you want to change, I'll get it for you." Yu Chao restrained Lu Chuan from crawling under the bed.

"It's 'I'."

"I'll get it for you."

Yu Chao turned and walked towards the closet, and Lu Chuan, who was free from shackles, climbed off the bed with hands and feet.

The wardrobe in Lu Chuan's bedroom is custom-made, facing the wall at the end of the bed, from the floor to the ceiling, reddish-brown solid wood, new Chinese style.

Yu Chao stood in front of the cabinet, opened a cabinet door, put his right arm on the cabinet door, and pulled Lu Chuan's pajamas inside with his left hand.

Lu Chuan walked over, got under Yu Chao's supporting right arm, and stood between Yu Chao and the cabinet.

At first glance, the actions of the two looked like Yu Chao had pressed Lu Chuan against the cabinet.

Lu Chuan squeezed Yu Chao's chin with one hand: "Little lady, please be Mrs. Yazhai for King Benshan."

Yu Chao: "..."

The scene of robbing the women of the people has been changed again.

"Not Niu Colu Lu Chuan?" Yu Chao asked him.

Lu Chuan's eyes blurred for a moment: "Who is Niu Colu Lu Chuan? I am the owner of the eighteen villages on Mount Ning'an, King Lu."

Yu Chao raised his hand to pinch off a white hair sticking to Lu Chuan's eyelashes, and then, regardless of the distance between himself and the cabinet, Lu Chuan leaned forward and squeezed the person in front of him, and stretched out his arms to hook Lu Chuan's pajamas from the cabinet. come out.

The two bodies touched each other for a while, and then they retreated, and the two separated.

Lu Chuan "smiled evilly", and looked at Yu Chao with bent eyes: "Yo, throw yourself into your arms?"

Yu Chao threw the pajamas in his hand into Lu Chuan's arms: "Change and go to bed."

Lu Chuan gave another "evil smile": "Yo, sarcastic words, playing hard to get?"

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