Provoking his ex-uncle in Survival Variety Show

Chapter 209 Provoking Day 209

Jiang Cheng and Jian Xingce dragged the felled tree back.

Ordinary small rafts are much lighter and simpler to make. The two have ready-made paracord tools at hand to tie the wood together and make two upper and lower layers to increase buoyancy.

After finishing all this, it was almost dark, Jiang Cheng stayed where he was to make wood pulp, while Jian Xingce went to the lake to try his luck to find food.

Most of the water near the shore is only as deep as a person's chest. Jian Xingce grabbed a sapper shovel and entered the water. The lake water is clear, and when it is stirred a bit, it will immediately be full of sand.

Jiang Cheng was grinding the wood pulp - he had to cut off all the wood thorns in his hands, and then grind them smoother, otherwise he would definitely have blood bubbles in his hands when he was on the water tomorrow - while stretching his neck towards Jian Xingce Looking at the other end, I couldn't help laughing and muttering: "I don't know if Team Jane can bring a fish or two. It's not that easy to catch fish."

The audience in the live broadcast room said one after another——

[Ms. Jiang is blatantly looking down on the team leader! (dog head)]

[Hahahahaha is clearly a distrust of Team Jane's ability to find food! 】

[Forget it, Mr. Jiang, the water cockroach is not too strong]

【Big guts!They all said it was a water scorpion!What cockroaches! 】

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha The team leader fights for breath!Give Jiang Xiaocheng a Sapreus! 】

[Sapris? 】

【Big surprise hahahaha】

[Is Jiang Xiaocheng okay?Teacher Jiang: It’s not enough to be frightened]

Jiang Cheng squinted his eyes. After an unknown amount of time, Jian Xingce went ashore empty-handed. It seemed that nothing had been gained.

But unexpectedly, Jian Xingce did not come back directly, but climbed onto a three-meter-high boulder on the shore of the lake with an engineering shovel.

The audience in the live broadcast room could also see the movement on Jian Xingce's end, and they couldn't help asking a series of question marks in wonder.

[What is this for?Can't catch fish, change to shoveling soil? 】

[True eating soil hahahaha]

Jiang Cheng glanced at the live broadcast room, and saw that the screen was indeed as the barrage said, and the appearance of Jian Xingce holding an engineering shovel is not surprising to the audience.

"Ha, well, this should also be to catch fish. I heard this method from a friend who grew up in a small fishing village. When they were young, they used to catch fish by jumping from a high place. The force of jumping into the water hits the water surface. The fish are stunned, which makes it easier to catch." Jiang Cheng explained with a smile.

As he was speaking, Jian Xingce plunged into the water and hit a huge splash.

When Jian Xingce came out of the water again, his hands were still empty, but his whole body was completely soaked, his clothes were tightly attached to his body, and even the outline of his muscles was clearly visible.

【Like, it's useless】

[No, no, it's useful, hey, hey, hey, hey...]

[Catching fish is not important or not]

【Hey, this is high-definition and uncensored, can I watch it for free?】

Jiang Cheng cleared his throat, but there was no restraint in the barrage.

Well, he loves to watch it too.

Jiang Cheng changed a piece of wood pulp and continued to polish slowly, his eyes stuck to Jian Xingce's body.

Jian Xingce plunged into the water again. This time, he went ashore and brought a fat fish with thick flesh.

"Look, I'll tell you that this method works." Jiang Cheng raised his eyebrows, "This fish is big enough to have a good dinner at night."

It wasn't until Jian Xingce approached that Jiang Cheng could see clearly that Jian Xingce had brought ashore not only one fish, but also two small crabs tied up with grass.

The fish is grilled on the bonfire, and two crabs are boiled in a bamboo tube until the whole body is red and poured out. The back of the crab is peeled off, revealing the bright red and plump crab roe and crab meat inside.

"It's really delicious. You don't need to dip it in anything. The original flavor is fresh enough, and the crab meat has a bit of sweetness." Jiang Cheng praised while eating.

He had just finished eating half of the crab, and the grilled fish was alright, but it would get burnt if he baked it any longer. Jian Xingce immediately took the grilled fish off.

Jian Xingce took out a knife, plucked out both eyeballs of the fish, and handed one of them to Jiang Cheng.

Jiang Cheng: "..."

Jian Xingce glanced at Jiang Cheng, seeing that Jiang Cheng didn't take it immediately, he said, "Open your mouth."

Jiang Cheng: "..."

Jiang Cheng had no choice but to open his mouth and bite. The fish eyes were slippery. The bite slid from left to right in his mouth. Mixed with other liquids, it gushed out all at once, and overflowed from the corner of his mouth.

Jiang Cheng swallowed it hastily, and glanced at Jian Xingce unrepentantly.

"The eyes of fish are rich in unsaturated fatty acids, and there is also a certain amount of fresh water in them. In the wild where fresh water is scarce, don't waste the opportunity to replenish water." Jian Xingce stared at Shangjiangcheng, paused and opened his mouth Said.

His eyes fell on Jiang Cheng's distressed chin, and a smile flashed in his eyes.

Jian Xingce covered his mouth and bit it open with great effort, but with Jiang Cheng's lessons learned, at least Jian Xingce didn't eat so embarrassingly.

【I, grass...】

【The grass is bursting, it's really bursting ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh】

[Help me, save me, the glue splashed onto the lens ahhh, the impact of this first-person perspective sos]

[I want to ask Teacher Jiang... how does it taste? 】

[Fish eyes are so fishy, ​​my God, I dare not think about this kind of explosive style]

[The food brought back by the team leader this time is quite normal, but how can they still eat such devilish food?]

[Teacher Jiang, as a boyfriend, was not able to escape the catastrophe]

[Perhaps it's because you're a boyfriend that you have to share good things? (dog head)]

【Teacher Jiang: Listen to me, thank you】

After the two finished eating grilled fish and crabs, they fell asleep and fell asleep. The sleep was particularly peaceful and peaceful. When they woke up, the sun had not yet risen, but the sky had already faintly brightened.

Jiang Cheng poked his head out and looked outside. As soon as he raised his eyes, he couldn't help but stop breathing slightly, subconsciously held his breath, and softly called Jian Xingce: "Look!"

I saw outside the shelter they built, on the shore less than a hundred meters away from them, groups of strong wildebeest and zebras gathered leisurely on the shore to drink water and graze. At first glance, there must be hundreds of them!

The two came out of the shelter slowly, carefully avoiding the herd, so as not to alarm these big guys.

[My god, this is too cool! ! !so close! ! ! 】

[If you go to Great Africa to experience this, it will be at least a four-digit night! 】

[It's worth it, Mr. Jiang!This scene is better than any honeymoon trip!I declare this is your honeymoon! 】

[Hahahaha honeymoon is already arranged?Netizens are more anxious than the owner series]

Jiang Cheng and Jian Xingce did not waste time here. Although the scene in front of them was indeed too beautiful to be true, and it might be rare to see it for the second time in this life, the two still dragged the raft that was set up last night and found a place together. The clean shore of the lake went into the water smoothly.

The two climbed onto the raft. The raft was heavy and sank a few centimeters, just covering the first layer of driftwood.

As soon as the wooden pulp supported the shore, the small raft sailed out and floated leisurely on the lake.

Jiang Cheng and Jian Xingce paddled together, taking advantage of the fact that the sun had not yet fully risen and the sky was still cool, so they rowed farther as soon as possible.

The deepest part of Anlokas Lake can be more than seven meters, and the total area is as large as a stadium with tens of thousands of people.

In the center of the lake are scattered scattered islands in the middle of the lake. The small islands are not big, and the smallest one is like a pile of rocks, at most seven or eight meters high, and it can be climbed up.

The water of the lake is calm and there are no waves, Jiang Cheng and Jian Xing's planning is quite labor-saving.

It took only a blink of an eye for the sun to come out. First, an orange-red line appeared in the distance. As the line became thicker, half of the sun's face was exposed.

If you yawn or blink your eyes at this moment, you may miss the sun rising. When you turn your head, the big sun in the early morning will jump out and hang high in the sky.

During the day, the temperature is five or six degrees higher than in the early morning, and the lake water will reflect the heat of the sun, making the body feel hotter than on land.

Jiang Cheng and Jian Xingce added a little water. They walked all morning and had already completed half of the water section.

Drifting on the lake is very boring, but it is better than the boundless and unchanging sea, and there is no such strong hesitation and anxiety in mind.

Looking underwater, the underwater fish can be clearly seen. It seems to be very close to the water surface, but in fact it is far away at a depth of one meter below the water.

"Look over there." Jiang Cheng suddenly saw a flock of birds hovering over a lake island not far away.

The two rowed the raft closer, only to realize that it was a group of vultures, circling around the island in the middle of the lake.

Jiang Cheng's eyes lit up slightly when he saw this: "It's a vulture!"

"Go up and have a look." Jian Xingce said immediately.

The two ran ashore with a raft, found a tree and tied it to the raft so that it would not be washed away by the lake.

"Many people subconsciously think that vultures are carrion eaters, but in fact the opposite is true. Although they like to pick up leaks, they are very picky about the freshness of their food. They only eat fresh meat, so there is a place for them to hover, which usually means There is food." Jiang Cheng explained to the audience in the live broadcast room while climbing up the hillside.

The hill on Huxin Island is not high, but slightly steep. The two quickly climbed to the top of the hill, and saw the target of the group of vultures. It was an anteater that had just died. Flap its wings and lie on it to peck.

Jiang Cheng and Jian Xingce trotted over, and the vultures lying on the anteater's carcass immediately flew up with their wings flapping.

But soon, the vultures are ferocious and savage by nature. When they saw a creature coming to snatch food, the vultures hovering in the air immediately swooped down!

[Holy shit, shit, shit, it's really a vulture, it's too ugly sos]

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ? 】

[Holy shit, it's too fierce, actually rushing up and trying to be tough with us? ! 】

【Please, the vulture is a creature that dares to compete with hyenas and lions! !What are they afraid of! 】

Jiang Cheng and Jian Xingce took off their coats and put them on their heads and necks to prevent their vulnerable parts from being exposed.

Jian Xingce brandished his engineering shovel to intimidate the vultures that swooped down on them, and Jiang Cheng took the opportunity to cut off a few large pieces of meat from the carcass of the anteater, avoiding the exposed places so as not to be pecked by the vultures .

——It weighed several kilograms, and it was immediately stuffed into the backpack.

"Let's go!" Jiang Cheng's movements were crisp and neat. After cutting the meat, he immediately greeted Jian Xingce, turned around and ran away without any nostalgia.

Jian Xingce immediately followed after hearing the sound.

The group of vultures behind them relentlessly chased for tens of meters, until the two of them ran down the hillside, the vultures flew back to the top again.

Jiang Cheng untied the rope that tied the raft, and pushed the raft into the water.

This little accidental trip of the two of them took no more than half an hour at most, but they harvested a few big pieces of real fresh meat. The netizens in the live broadcast room were stunned, especially those who changed the live broadcast room. Foreign netizens were stunned.

[Absolutely, grab food from vultures! ? 】

[Vulture: Damn, I'm the only one who robs other people, but one day I was robbed? ? 】

[My God, these two are too fierce and cunning! 】

[Fierce and cunning, this is a compliment, so let’s forget it]

[Laughing to death, but it’s also very happy to sneak away without hesitation, hahaha]

【Jiang Cheng: accept it when you see it】

[Player Jiang Cheng and Jian Xingce obtained the [Anteater's Unrotten Meat], players Jiang Cheng and Jian Xingce obtained the honorary title [Enemy of Vultures, Enemy of Food! ]]

[Hahahahahaha, mom's upstairs sister, it's that smelly! 】

Jiang Cheng and Jian Xingce climbed onto the raft, and soon returned to the lake. The coats on both of them were bitten by the sharp claws and beaks of the vultures, leaving obvious traces of unthreading.

The two looked at each other and couldn't help smiling. Although they ran fast, they both looked a little embarrassed. Jian Xingce grabbed a piece of grass that was stuck in Jiang Cheng's hair and threw it away.

"The temperature is high now, so I'm afraid that the meat will go bad if it's left on shore for a long time to regenerate the fire." Jiang Cheng glanced at the sky, the sun was shining brightly, and it was exactly noon.

They floated in the center of the lake, not in front of the village or behind the land, and they didn't dare to go ashore to light a fire on the island in the middle of the lake just now, and the vultures were still there.

Jiang Cheng took out the few cut pieces of meat from his tactical backpack, which were bright red and bloody, and just taking them out gave off a stench and a great visual impact.

[Wait a minute, what does that mean?Snatched for nothing?Can't eat? 】

[It's impossible to snatch for nothing, what food is there for Mr. Jiang's mouth and still be left behind? 】

【That……】

I saw that Jiang Cheng used a knife to evenly divide and distribute the raw meat he had snatched back into two parts, one for Jian Xingce and one for himself.

Jian Xingce glanced at the sun in mid-air and the endless lake in the distance: "Well, it seems that this is the only way to go."

They had originally made three fire pockets, but there were not many left along the way, and it was difficult to start a fire on the raft at the moment.

He took the raw meat from Jiang Cheng, took a bite, chewed a few times, and swallowed it.

The same was true for Jiangcheng, neither of them hesitated too much, and it would be distressing if the fresh meat they had finally snatched rotted.

Raw meat is more chewy and harder to bite. Jiang Cheng had to turn his head slightly to use his strength to take a big bite.

He explained while chewing: "This amount of meat can provide us with two full days of action and consume calories, which is very worthwhile."

Only when you close your eyes and think about the calories that these things can bring, these foods will not be so difficult to swallow.

【…】

【I, grass...】

[Save me, save me, Mr. Jiang, don't talk, your mouth is full of blood ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[I thought Mr. Jiang would be handsome even if he played a vampire, but I didn't expect that eating raw meat...it's too fucking scary]

【Once the eyes are closed, it is like eating raw beef】

【Ah, the raw beef is still delicious...um...】

[Uh, uh! ! !Could this be confused with raw beef? !cannot! ! 】